http://techcrunch.com/2015/10/03/with-apologies-to-theodor-geisel/

I do not want your stupid app
I will not use this siloed crap.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not want this mobile spam!

Andrew: Genius. The only item not included is how “free” apps (e.g., flashlight, weather, calculator, games, etc.) send all Web browsing data from your mobile device back to the app developer.